Gats&Glitter

steviemcfly:

sageoflogic:

hannie-bananie:

kevinbolk:

Bill O’Reilly: “First of all, pepper spray — that just burns your eyes, right?”
Megyn Kelly: “It’s like a derivative of actual pepper. It’s a food product, essentially.”

Waterboarding? It’s a shower, essentially

Kidnapping? It’s surprise adoption, essentially

Stabbed in the face? Amateur facelift!

Setting someone on fire? It’s like turning the heat on in your house, essentially.